{"id":4033,"date":"2011-01-01T18:34:06","date_gmt":"2011-01-01T22:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4033"},"modified":"2011-03-31T02:26:16","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T06:26:16","slug":"new-year-drinking-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/01\/01\/new-year-drinking-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunken New Year’s Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"

I wrote this limerick right after Mark and I finished celebrating the new year with lots of champagne. Nice to know that I can write a limerick (more or less) while under the influence:<\/p>\n

Drunken Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

Can I write silly verse after drinking?
\nLet’s see. Wait a second — I’m thinking.
\nCan’t come up with a verse
\nOr a rhyme. Even worse,
\nI suspect that this limerick’s stinking.<\/p>\n

And speaking of “under the influence,” never forget this important adage: Let he who is without gin blast the first groan. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I wrote this limerick right after Mark and I finished celebrating the new year with lots of champagne. Nice to know that I can write a limerick (more or less) while under the influence: Drunken Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane Can I write silly verse after drinking? Let’s see. Wait a second — I’m thinking. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77,41,33,42,69],"tags":[1375,4957,919,2092,600,1374,923,922,695],"class_list":["post-4033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrations-poetry","category-food-drink-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-limericks","category-writing-humor","tag-alcoholic-poems","tag-celebrations-poetry","tag-champagne","tag-december-holidays","tag-drink-verse","tag-drinking-limerick","tag-holiday-poetry","tag-new-years-poem","tag-writing-limericks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4033"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5822,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4033\/revisions\/5822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}