{"id":40173,"date":"2018-03-10T16:49:11","date_gmt":"2018-03-10T20:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=40173"},"modified":"2018-03-10T16:51:22","modified_gmt":"2018-03-10T20:51:22","slug":"national-skirt-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2018\/03\/10\/national-skirt-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Skirting Skirt-Racks (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though it&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.daysoftheyear.com\/days\/skirt-day\/\">&#8220;Skirt Day,&#8221;<\/a> I&#8217;d rather wear pants,<br \/>\nWhether walking or trying to dance.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll ponder and pause,<br \/>\nLest I feature my flaws &#8212;<br \/>\nFlaws that skirts simply love to enhance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though it&#8217;s &#8220;Skirt Day,&#8221; I&#8217;d rather wear pants, Whether walking or trying to dance. I&#8217;ll ponder and pause, Lest I feature my flaws &#8212; Flaws that skirts simply love to enhance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1716,37,42,1524],"tags":[1469,5013,4931,526,5129,5130,1837,5126,5012,5125,5128,5127],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40173"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40173"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40177,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40173\/revisions\/40177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}