{"id":40164,"date":"2018-03-06T18:17:20","date_gmt":"2018-03-06T22:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=40164"},"modified":"2018-03-06T18:17:20","modified_gmt":"2018-03-06T22:17:20","slug":"dress-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2018\/03\/06\/dress-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Dress Day (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re moving too much.  Please hold still,&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid a seamstress while sewing a frill<br \/>\nOn a dress that was drab<br \/>\nAnd would never be fab,<br \/>\nThough it WOULD yield a fabulous bill.<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-dress-day-march-6\/\">Dress Day<\/a>! (March 6)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re moving too much. Please hold still,&#8221; Said a seamstress while sewing a frill On a dress that was drab And would never be fab, Though it WOULD yield a fabulous bill. Happy Dress Day! (March 6)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1716,37,42,1524],"tags":[1469,5123,5013,5121,5122,4931,526,1837,5120,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40164"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40164"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40166,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40164\/revisions\/40166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}