{"id":40119,"date":"2018-02-28T17:27:12","date_gmt":"2018-02-28T21:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=40119"},"modified":"2018-02-28T20:41:24","modified_gmt":"2018-03-01T00:41:24","slug":"pink-shirt-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2018\/02\/28\/pink-shirt-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Laundry Blues (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was using the sink<br \/>\nTo launder her shirt, stained with ink.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d soap and she&#8217;d wet it,<br \/>\nThen see that she&#8217;d spread it.<br \/>\nBut at least she looks pretty in pink.<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/eventguide.com\/d\/104230.htm\">Pink Shirt Day!<\/a> (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinkshirtday.ca\/\">Pink Shirt Day<\/a> is a Canadian  anti-bullying holiday celebrated on the 4th Wednesday in February.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was using the sink To launder her shirt, stained with ink. She&#8217;d soap and she&#8217;d wet it, Then see that she&#8217;d spread it. But at least she looks pretty in pink. Happy Pink Shirt Day! (Pink Shirt Day is a Canadian anti-bullying holiday celebrated on the 4th Wednesday in February.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1122,57,1716,42,1524],"tags":[5112,5111,5006,1469,5013,5110,3387,5012,5109,5108],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40119"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40119"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40124,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40119\/revisions\/40124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}