{"id":40,"date":"2006-10-09T16:05:12","date_gmt":"2006-10-09T20:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/10\/09\/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats\/"},"modified":"2011-01-03T20:44:38","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T00:44:38","slug":"ode-to-genetically-altered-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/10\/09\/ode-to-genetically-altered-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Genetically Altered Cats (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re a feline fan who&#8217;s very allergic to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yellowdoggereldemocrat.org\/doggerel_200610.htm#200610060747\">cats<\/a> (as I am) and you&#8217;re very rich (as I&#8217;m <strong>not,<\/strong>) scientists have come to your rescue with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chron.com\/disp\/story.mpl\/headline\/nation\/4239773.html\">genetically altered cats:<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ode To Genetically Altered Cats<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Do cats make you suffer and wheeze?<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a cure for some real hefty fees:<br \/>\nA kitty whose genes<br \/>\nAre swept allergen clean.<br \/>\nYou can kiss and it won&#8217;t make you sneeze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re a feline fan who&#8217;s very allergic to cats (as I am) and you&#8217;re very rich (as I&#8217;m not,) scientists have come to your rescue with genetically altered cats: Ode To Genetically Altered Cats By Madeleine Begun Kane Do cats make you suffer and wheeze? There&#8217;s a cure for some real hefty fees: A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,23,42,44],"tags":[976,5003,975,977,969,1034,973,390,970,972,968,971],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4099,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions\/4099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}