{"id":39951,"date":"2018-01-05T15:23:19","date_gmt":"2018-01-05T19:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=39951"},"modified":"2018-01-05T15:23:19","modified_gmt":"2018-01-05T19:23:19","slug":"blizzard-humor-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2018\/01\/05\/blizzard-humor-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Blizzard 2018 (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m bracing to walk out the door<br \/>\nAnd face up to my shoveling chore.<br \/>\nHow I&#8217;d love to ignore it,<br \/>\nStay warm and &#8216;offshore&#8217; it.<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s war; time to even the score.<\/p>\n<p>Update: Last June, when I was bleeding all over the street and staring in horror at my exposed ulna, I couldn&#8217;t have imagined ever managing to shovel snow again. But I just did it. Yay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m bracing to walk out the door And face up to my shoveling chore. How I&#8217;d love to ignore it, Stay warm and &#8216;offshore&#8217; it. But it&#8217;s war; time to even the score. Update: Last June, when I was bleeding all over the street and staring in horror at my exposed ulna, I couldn&#8217;t have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[57,42,58,59],"tags":[4447,606,1660,716,1054,847,291,859,1056],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39951"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39951"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39952,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39951\/revisions\/39952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}