{"id":3995,"date":"2011-02-21T22:19:23","date_gmt":"2011-02-22T02:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=3995"},"modified":"2011-02-21T22:20:40","modified_gmt":"2011-02-22T02:20:40","slug":"facebook-pokes-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/21\/facebook-pokes-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Poke In The Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody please explain to me why Facebook invented and retains the stupid <em>Poke<\/em> feature. In the meantime, here&#8217;s my <em>A Poke In The Facebook<\/em> limerick.<\/p>\n<p>A Poke In The Facebook<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Facebook friends, please do not poke.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t care if you&#8217;re female or bloke.<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;ve something to say,<br \/>\nUse the commenting way.<br \/>\nOr message me. Pokes are a joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody please explain to me why Facebook invented and retains the stupid Poke feature. In the meantime, here&#8217;s my A Poke In The Facebook limerick. A Poke In The Facebook By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Facebook friends, please do not poke. I don&#8217;t care if you&#8217;re female or bloke. If you&#8217;ve something to say, Use [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[54,15,757,42,1831,3],"tags":[4943,4995,1175,1830,1178,896],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3995"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3995"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4690,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3995\/revisions\/4690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}