{"id":39665,"date":"2017-10-10T20:12:04","date_gmt":"2017-10-11T00:12:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=39665"},"modified":"2017-10-10T20:12:04","modified_gmt":"2017-10-11T00:12:04","slug":"handbag-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2017\/10\/10\/handbag-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Handbag Day (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My handbag is always too small<br \/>\nCuz I suffer from portable sprawl;<br \/>\nSeems I &#8220;need&#8221; so much junk,<br \/>\nNothing short of a trunk<br \/>\nCould manage to handle my haul.<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/eventguide.com\/d\/103009.htm\">National Handbag Day!<\/a> (October 10)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My handbag is always too small Cuz I suffer from portable sprawl; Seems I &#8220;need&#8221; so much junk, Nothing short of a trunk Could manage to handle my haul. Happy National Handbag Day! (October 10)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,1524],"tags":[5082,5081,2094,5012,5083],"class_list":["post-39665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-bag-humor","tag-handbag-humor","tag-october-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-pocketbook-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39665"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39667,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39665\/revisions\/39667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}