{"id":39361,"date":"2017-04-25T22:07:30","date_gmt":"2017-04-26T02:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=39361"},"modified":"2017-04-25T22:07:30","modified_gmt":"2017-04-26T02:07:30","slug":"pre-dirtied-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2017\/04\/25\/pre-dirtied-jeans\/","title":{"rendered":"Out Of Whack Fashion (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headline of the Day: &#8220;For $425, Nordstrom will sell you a pair of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/news\/nordstrom-dirty-jeans-prps-barracuda-straight-legged\/\">dirty jeans<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pricey fashion (to me) doesn&#8217;t track,<br \/>\nAnd much of it makes my jaws slack,<br \/>\nSuch as pre-muddied jeans;<br \/>\nYes, people with means<br \/>\nCan buy &#8217;em at Nordstrom, alack!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline of the Day: &#8220;For $425, Nordstrom will sell you a pair of dirty jeans.&#8221; Pricey fashion (to me) doesn&#8217;t track, And much of it makes my jaws slack, Such as pre-muddied jeans; Yes, people with means Can buy &#8217;em at Nordstrom, alack!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1716,37,42,45],"tags":[1500,161,5068,1501,526,3404,5067,1717],"class_list":["post-39361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothing-humor","category-fashion-humor","category-limericks","category-shopping-humor","tag-buying-jeans","tag-clothes-shopping","tag-dirty-jeans","tag-fashion-satire","tag-fashion-verse","tag-jeans-humor","tag-nordstrom","tag-style-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39361"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39366,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39361\/revisions\/39366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}