{"id":39292,"date":"2017-04-06T16:47:42","date_gmt":"2017-04-06T20:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=39292"},"modified":"2017-04-06T16:52:00","modified_gmt":"2017-04-06T20:52:00","slug":"pool-tale-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2017\/04\/06\/pool-tale-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Misadventure (3-verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is how my brother Arthur\u2019s birthday began today, translated by me into a 3-verse limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Loud sounds woke you up with a fright.<br \/>\nDid a drummer come visit at night?<br \/>\nSeems your exercise pool<br \/>\nSomehow drained. A mere drool<br \/>\nOf water is left. What a sight!<\/p>\n<p>Even worse, it has emptied indoors,<br \/>\nAnd that noise is your pump at its chores.<br \/>\nNow you MUST figure out<br \/>\nHow to stop it without<br \/>\nA bad shock. When it rains, it sure pours.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m so sorry your birthday began<br \/>\nIn a manner you never would plan.<br \/>\nHappy birthday, dear bro!<br \/>\nI wrote this to show<br \/>\nThere\u2019s a way to make home mishaps scan.<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday, Arthur!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is how my brother Arthur\u2019s birthday began today, translated by me into a 3-verse limerick: Loud sounds woke you up with a fright. Did a drummer come visit at night? Seems your exercise pool Somehow drained. A mere drool Of water is left. What a sight! Even worse, it has emptied indoors, And that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,42,155],"tags":[3446,1261,729,1273,4092,728,1218,3159,572],"class_list":["post-39292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-house-home-humor","category-limericks","category-personal","tag-appliances-limerick","tag-arthur-begun","tag-birthday-celebrations","tag-birthday-greetings-humor","tag-birthday-humor","tag-birthday-limerick","tag-brother-humor","tag-pool-humor","tag-swimming-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39292"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39301,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39292\/revisions\/39301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}