A reader asks, “What do Jews do on Christmas?” So as a public service, I offer a limerick explanation:<\/p>\n
What Do Jews Do On Christmas? A Limerick Explanation
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
Here’s a query that’s answered with ease:
\n“What do Jews do on Christmas Day, please?”
\nWe watch movies and read.
\nSurf the Net. (Dull indeed!)
\nBut mostly we munch on Chinese.<\/p>\n
(I’ve dedicated that limerick to Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan<\/a>. (This post<\/a> explains why.) And here’s a fun article about Jews and Chinese Food<\/a>. <\/p>\n While I’m posting holiday humor, I might as well post the rest of the holiday verse I dashed off this week.<\/p>\n I hope you’ll think that these haiku HOLIDAY HAIKU Quartet<\/p>\n Best safety advice Since it’s Christmas Eve A generous gift No gifts for Kwanzaa A reader asks, “What do Jews do on Christmas?” So as a public service, I offer a limerick explanation: What Do Jews Do On Christmas? A Limerick Explanation By Madeleine Begun Kane Here’s a query that’s answered with ease: “What do Jews do on Christmas Day, please?” We watch movies and read. Surf the Net. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,41,33,517,42,127,58],"tags":[1657,1637,1655,2092,1658,599,920,4927,1653,4993],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3920"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3920"}],"version-history":[{"count":28,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5824,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3920\/revisions\/5824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nAin’t all that bad for this old Jew.<\/p>\n
\nFor the holiday season:
\nHide under your bed.<\/p>\n
\nYour shopping better be done,
\nOr you’ve been naughty.<\/p>\n
\nFrom our fav gov agency:
\nRevised 1040.<\/p>\n
\nOr Christmas or Chanukah.
\nHusband’s gift enough.<\/p>\n