{"id":39018,"date":"2017-01-18T18:46:37","date_gmt":"2017-01-18T22:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=39018"},"modified":"2017-01-19T01:26:20","modified_gmt":"2017-01-19T05:26:20","slug":"power-outage-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2017\/01\/18\/power-outage-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Disempowered (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We lost power. It&#8217;s fixed, but I gird<br \/>\nFor another bad outage. My word!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a jerry-rigged mend!<br \/>\nWill it break, or just bend<br \/>\nIf descended upon by a bird?<\/p>\n<p>Author&#8217;s Note:  We lost power last night, shortly after midnight, and were the first to call Con Ed.  (Apparently our neighbors go to sleep early.) <\/p>\n<p>Con Ed came quickly to assess the situation and then sent back a larger crew. And 9 or 10 hours later we had a temporary repair &#8212; a couple of wires tied to trees, stretched precariously from one house to another across the street. <\/p>\n<p>The temp fix doesn&#8217;t look like it could withstand even a minor winter storm, and the real repair isn&#8217;t scheduled until February 6th.  Yes that&#8217;s 2.5 weeks from now.  So all fingers and toes are duly crossed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We lost power. It&#8217;s fixed, but I gird For another bad outage. My word! It&#8217;s a jerry-rigged mend! Will it break, or just bend If descended upon by a bird? Author&#8217;s Note: We lost power last night, shortly after midnight, and were the first to call Con Ed. (Apparently our neighbors go to sleep early.) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[46,42,58,59],"tags":[3107,1138,3452,3450,859,1056],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39018"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39018"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39025,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39018\/revisions\/39025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}