{"id":38932,"date":"2016-12-24T23:04:39","date_gmt":"2016-12-25T03:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=38932"},"modified":"2016-12-24T23:18:16","modified_gmt":"2016-12-25T03:18:16","slug":"limerick-off-sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/12\/24\/limerick-off-sign\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick-Off Monday \u2013 Rhyme Word: SIGN at the end of any one line"},"content":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too.<\/a><\/p>\n

I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing limericks using SIGN at the end of any one line.<\/strong> (Homonyms or homophones are fine.)<\/p>\n

The best submission will be crowned Limerick-Off Award Winner. (Here\u2019s last week\u2019s Limerick-Off Award Winner<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

Additionally,<\/strong> you may write themed limericks<\/strong> related to RESOLUTIONS, using any rhyme scheme.<\/strong> And of course I\u2019ll present an extra award \u2014 one for the best RESOLUTIONS<\/strong>-related limerick.<\/p>\n

How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you\u2019re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick<\/em><\/a> article.)<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll announce the winners on January 8, 2017,<\/strong> right before I post the next Limerick-Off. So that gives you two full weeks<\/strong> to submit your clever, polished verse. Your submission deadline is Saturday, January 7, 2017 at 10:00 p.m.<\/strong> (Eastern Time.)<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s my limerick: <\/p>\n

\n

When a gal asked a guy, “What’s your sign?”
\nHe responded, “You’re way out of line!
\n“Don’t be nosy,” he cried.
\n“You just blew it,” she sighed.
\nNo one scores with that Scorpio whine.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Please feel free to enter my Limerick-Off by posting your limerick(s) in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n

To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane’s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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