{"id":38913,"date":"2016-12-21T18:03:07","date_gmt":"2016-12-21T22:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=38913"},"modified":"2016-12-21T18:03:07","modified_gmt":"2016-12-21T22:03:07","slug":"short-women-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/12\/21\/short-women-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Holiday For Short Women?  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m acknowledging <a href=\"https:\/\/www.daysoftheyear.com\/days\/short-girl-appreciation-day\/\">&#8220;Short Girl Appreciation Day&#8221;<\/a> reluctantly, because of my aversion to the word &#8220;girl&#8221; when applied to grown women. Now if they changed it to &#8220;Short Woman Appreciation Day,&#8221; I&#8217;d be a lot more enthusiastic. <\/p>\n<p>Though I stand at a measly five feet,<br \/>\nAnd in height-fights I&#8217;m easy to beat,<br \/>\nSome assume that I&#8217;m taller;<br \/>\nA word-spewing brawler<br \/>\nLike me couldn&#8217;t be small or petite.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m acknowledging &#8220;Short Girl Appreciation Day&#8221; reluctantly, because of my aversion to the word &#8220;girl&#8221; when applied to grown women. Now if they changed it to &#8220;Short Woman Appreciation Day,&#8221; I&#8217;d be a lot more enthusiastic. Though I stand at a measly five feet, And in height-fights I&#8217;m easy to beat, Some assume that I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524],"tags":[2092,800,798,5012,799,4805,5044,3708,5045],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38913"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38913"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38916,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38913\/revisions\/38916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}