{"id":38667,"date":"2016-10-24T15:12:42","date_gmt":"2016-10-24T19:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=38667"},"modified":"2016-10-24T15:15:49","modified_gmt":"2016-10-24T19:15:49","slug":"bologna-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/10\/24\/bologna-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Bologna Day &#8212; No Baloney! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At the taste of bologna, I groan.<br \/>\nProcessed meats make me cringe, gag, and moan.<br \/>\nYet for some, they&#8217;re a treat.<br \/>\nKeep your mystery meat,<br \/>\nElse my face shall be meeting my &#8220;throne.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-bologna-day-october-24\/\">National Bologna Day!<\/a> (October 24)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the taste of bologna, I groan. Processed meats make me cringe, gag, and moan. Yet for some, they&#8217;re a treat. Keep your mystery meat, Else my face shall be meeting my &#8220;throne.&#8221; Happy National Bologna Day! (October 24)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[4895,4896,412,328,4897,2517,2094,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38667"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38667"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38676,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38667\/revisions\/38676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}