{"id":38210,"date":"2016-08-30T19:04:06","date_gmt":"2016-08-30T23:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=38210"},"modified":"2016-08-30T19:23:17","modified_gmt":"2016-08-30T23:23:17","slug":"beach-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/08\/30\/beach-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Beach Day (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lying down on the sand to get tanned<br \/>\nIs a pastime I NEVER have planned.<br \/>\nAnd my swim skills are grim,<br \/>\nWay too hard on my vim.<br \/>\nBut long walks on non-beach-land are grand.<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\" http:\/\/www.nationalbeachday.com\/\">National Beach Day!<\/a>  (Aug. 30)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lying down on the sand to get tanned Is a pastime I NEVER have planned. And my swim skills are grim, Way too hard on my vim. But long walks on non-beach-land are grand. Happy National Beach Day! (Aug. 30)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,25,42,1524,30],"tags":[3177,4871,4874,4923,4873,5012,3093,4872,1669,925,3001,572,3524],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38210"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38210"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38220,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38210\/revisions\/38220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}