{"id":38189,"date":"2016-08-27T21:03:21","date_gmt":"2016-08-28T01:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=38189"},"modified":"2021-11-19T18:12:37","modified_gmt":"2021-11-19T22:12:37","slug":"toilet-paper-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/08\/27\/toilet-paper-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Toilet Paper Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

For folks in a tight money squeeze,
\nDon’t raise the bath tissue price, please.
\nThough it’s paper-made true,
\nThis factor I rue:
\nBathroom tissue does NOT grow on trees.<\/p>\n

A belated National Toilet Paper Day<\/a>. (Aug. 26)<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

UPDATE: The United Nations celebrates “World Toilet Day”<\/a> on November 19.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For folks in a tight money squeeze, Don’t raise the bath tissue price, please. Though it’s paper-made true, This factor I rue: Bathroom tissue does NOT grow on trees. A belated National Toilet Paper Day. (Aug. 26) ***** UPDATE: The United Nations celebrates “World Toilet Day” on November 19.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,8,1524],"tags":[3177,4869,827,4867,198,2093,5012,4428,4866,4868,4870,5885,5884],"class_list":["post-38189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-odd-holidays","tag-august-holidays","tag-bath-tissue","tag-bathroom-humor","tag-bathroom-tissue","tag-money-finance-humor","tag-november-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-paper-humor","tag-toilet-paper-day","tag-toilet-tissue","tag-tree-humor","tag-united-nations","tag-world-toilet-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38189"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44882,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38189\/revisions\/44882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}