{"id":38158,"date":"2016-08-27T15:47:43","date_gmt":"2016-08-27T19:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=38158"},"modified":"2016-08-27T15:50:07","modified_gmt":"2016-08-27T19:50:07","slug":"just-because-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/08\/27\/just-because-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Pat Parental Retorts (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Parents dish out some phrases with glee:
\n“Just because!” “Cuz I said so!” “We’ll see!”
\n“Till you pay your own way,
\nYou must do what I say!”
\n“Do you think money grows on a tree?”<\/p>\n

Happy “Just Because Day!”<\/a> (Aug. 27)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Parents dish out some phrases with glee: “Just because!” “Cuz I said so!” “We’ll see!” “Till you pay your own way, You must do what I say!” “Do you think money grows on a tree?” Happy “Just Because Day!” (Aug. 27)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[40,13,42,18,1524,1135],"tags":[986,274,3803,5012,5008,160],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38158"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38158"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38171,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38158\/revisions\/38171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}