{"id":38066,"date":"2016-08-12T16:27:20","date_gmt":"2016-08-12T20:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=38066"},"modified":"2020-09-22T14:43:09","modified_gmt":"2020-09-22T18:43:09","slug":"elephant-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/08\/12\/elephant-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To The Elephant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I miss a big day, I&#8217;ve regrets,<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m tempted to spew epithets.<br \/>\nNearly failed to relay<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/time.com\/4450027\/world-elephant-day-why-it-matters\/\">&#8220;World Elephant Day,&#8221;<\/a><br \/>\nBut an elephant never forgets.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/holidayinsights.com\/moreholidays\/September\/elephantappreciationday.htm\">Elephant Appreciation Day<\/a> falls on September 22.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I miss a big day, I&#8217;ve regrets, And I&#8217;m tempted to spew epithets. Nearly failed to relay It&#8217;s &#8220;World Elephant Day,&#8221; But an elephant never forgets. ***** Elephant Appreciation Day falls on September 22.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,42,108,1524],"tags":[2797,5402,4857,4286,4975,509,4859,4858],"class_list":["post-38066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-limericks","category-memory-humor","category-odd-holidays","tag-animal-pet-humor","tag-elephant-appreciation-day","tag-elephant-day","tag-elephant-humor","tag-memory-humor","tag-memory-limerick","tag-odd-holidays-august-holidays","tag-world-elephant-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38066"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38066\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43202,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38066\/revisions\/43202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}