{"id":38055,"date":"2016-08-10T18:55:22","date_gmt":"2016-08-10T22:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=38055"},"modified":"2016-08-10T18:55:22","modified_gmt":"2016-08-10T22:55:22","slug":"laziness-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/08\/10\/laziness-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Lazy Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An employee asleep at the switch<br \/>\nCreated a dangerous glitch.<br \/>\nThe lazy-ass slob<br \/>\nFell down on the job.<br \/>\nIt seems working just isn&#8217;t his niche.<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ibtimes.com\/national-lazy-day-7-easy-things-you-can-do-celebrate-holiday-2400024\">National Lazy Day<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An employee asleep at the switch Created a dangerous glitch. The lazy-ass slob Fell down on the job. It seems working just isn&#8217;t his niche. Happy National Lazy Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524,4],"tags":[3177,4855,1595,4856,5012,1468,1360],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38055"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38055"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38063,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38055\/revisions\/38063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}