“Please help me get out of my fix.
\nI was fixing to bake with a mix,
\nAnd I thought I had butter
\nBehind all the clutter.
\nMay I borrow a couple of sticks?”<\/p>\n
“Your question is very confusing,”
\nWas the answer. “What mix are you using
\nThat requires two sticks
\nOf butter? I’d nix
\nSuch a mix and just stick to your boozing.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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