{"id":37510,"date":"2016-06-08T15:47:11","date_gmt":"2016-06-08T19:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=37510"},"modified":"2016-06-08T15:49:13","modified_gmt":"2016-06-08T19:49:13","slug":"oceans-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/06\/08\/oceans-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Sea of Disappointment (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A fellow was given the slip<br \/>\nBy a woman aboard a large ship.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d thought her his mate &#8212;<br \/>\nHis ocean trip fate &#8212;<br \/>\nBut he never had time to unzip.<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldoceansday.org\/\">World Oceans Day<\/a>! (June 8)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fellow was given the slip By a woman aboard a large ship. He&#8217;d thought her his mate &#8212; His ocean trip fate &#8212; But he never had time to unzip. Happy World Oceans Day! (June 8)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,2413,42,1524,6],"tags":[4909,2411,2096,3631,4831,3633,5012,4832,3634],"class_list":["post-37510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-bawdy-limericks","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-travel-humor","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-bawdy-humor","tag-june-holidays","tag-maritime-humor","tag-ocean-humor","tag-ocean-travel-humor","tag-odd-holidays","tag-sea-humor","tag-sea-travel-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37510"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37517,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37510\/revisions\/37517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}