{"id":37406,"date":"2016-05-24T15:09:26","date_gmt":"2016-05-24T19:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=37406"},"modified":"2016-05-24T15:09:26","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T19:09:26","slug":"asparagus-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/05\/24\/asparagus-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Asparagus Day?  Why? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Asparagus doesn&#8217;t appeal to me,<br \/>\nAnd it guts what might be a good meal to me.<br \/>\nBrussels sprouts can be yummy.<br \/>\nWith brocc&#8217;li I&#8217;m chummy.<br \/>\nBut asparagus spears are &#8220;no deal&#8221; to me.<\/p>\n<p>May 24 is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.examiner.com\/article\/may-24th-is-asparagus-day\">Asparagus Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asparagus doesn&#8217;t appeal to me, And it guts what might be a good meal to me. Brussels sprouts can be yummy. With brocc&#8217;li I&#8217;m chummy. But asparagus spears are &#8220;no deal&#8221; to me. May 24 is Asparagus Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[4827,4826,412,328,2097,5012,4266],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37406"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37406"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37416,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37406\/revisions\/37416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}