{"id":374,"date":"2008-11-20T02:15:51","date_gmt":"2008-11-20T06:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=374"},"modified":"2013-03-05T16:43:16","modified_gmt":"2013-03-05T20:43:16","slug":"dental-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/11\/20\/dental-verse\/","title":{"rendered":"Dental Verse (Limerick & Haiku Prompt)"},"content":{"rendered":"

A limerick and a haiku (senryu) with teeth today.\u00a0 First, my limerick:<\/p>\n

I think I’m becoming unglued —
\nNot my mind, but a cap caught on food.
\nBut I can’t blame the guy
\nWho implanted it.\u00a0 Why?
\nI forgot to get perm-glued — not shrewd!<\/p>\n

And now my haiku (senryu):<\/p>\n

The left and the right
\nMay mouth off at each other,
\nBut both hate dentists.<\/p>\n

Now, of course, it\u2019s your<\/strong> turn. Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to write some verse about dentists and\/or teeth<\/em><\/em>.\u00a0When you\u2019ve posted your poem(s), please return\u00a0here and add a direct link to your themed poetry, using Mr. Linky.\u00a0 And please post a comment as well.

Limerick and Haiku Prompts<\/i> Participants<\/u><\/center><\/p>\n\n\n
1. Elephant Small<\/a>
2. vincent hefter<\/a>
3. Alan Summers<\/a>
4. Lilibeth<\/a>
5. Rob Kistner<\/a>
6. kouji | haiku poems<\/a><\/td>\n		7. Joyce<\/a>
8. Nickers and Ink<\/a>
9. sister AE<\/a>
10. Oliver<\/a>
11. USpace<\/a>
12. USpace<\/a><\/td>\n		13. Ben Cousins<\/a>
14. Val Russell<\/a>
15. Holly<\/a>
16. Unsay Moon<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

UPDATE: Mr. Linky is now closed, but you can still add links to your dental verse in the Comments. And if you\u2019d like to participate in a new poetry prompt, you can always find my latest one here.<\/a> <\/p>\n

UPDATE 2: Happy National Toothache Day!<\/a> (celebrated yearly on February 9th) And happy Dentists Day<\/a>! (celebrated yearly on March 6th)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A limerick and a haiku (senryu) with teeth today.\u00a0 First, my limerick: I think I’m becoming unglued — Not my mind, but a cap caught on food. But I can’t blame the guy Who implanted it.\u00a0 Why? I forgot to get perm-glued — not shrewd! And now my haiku (senryu): The left and the right […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[99,23,122,104,42,1524],"tags":[143,141,3525,142,3478,140],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19441,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions\/19441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}