{"id":37248,"date":"2016-05-11T14:38:45","date_gmt":"2016-05-11T18:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=37248"},"modified":"2016-05-11T14:38:45","modified_gmt":"2016-05-11T18:38:45","slug":"school-nurse-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/05\/11\/school-nurse-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To The School Nurse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gals remember your trusty school nurse?<br \/>\nYou&#8217;d tell her, &#8220;I&#8217;m sick. It&#8217;s &#8216;the curse.&#8217;<br \/>\nI have to skip gym<br \/>\nAnd lie down. All my vim<br \/>\nHas vamoosed and the pain&#8217;s getting worse!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nasn.org\/AboutNASN\/NationalSchoolNurseDay\">National School Nurse Day<\/a> falls on the Wednesday of National Nurse Week, which is May 6 through May 12.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gals remember your trusty school nurse? You&#8217;d tell her, &#8220;I&#8217;m sick. It&#8217;s &#8216;the curse.&#8217; I have to skip gym And lie down. All my vim Has vamoosed and the pain&#8217;s getting worse!&#8221; (National School Nurse Day falls on the Wednesday of National Nurse Week, which is May 6 through May 12.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[39,23,122,42,1524],"tags":[555,1393,1371,1691,149,2097,4815,4814,5012,4813],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37248"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37248"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37261,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37248\/revisions\/37261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}