AWOL socks are a grim laundry given;
\nFormer pairs inexplicably riven,
\nDresser drawers oddly littered
\nWith orphans, embittered
\nAnd wond’rin’ where old mates are livin’.<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
Yet another sock
\nHas escaped; it’s on the run.
\nAWOL! Or eaten.<\/p>\n
May 9 is National Lost Sock Memorial Day<\/a>. And December 4 is National Sock Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" AWOL socks are a grim laundry given; Former pairs inexplicably riven, Dresser drawers oddly littered With orphans, embittered And wond’rin’ where old mates are livin’. ***** Yet another sock Has escaped; it’s on the run. AWOL! Or eaten. May 9 is National Lost Sock Memorial Day. And December 4 is National Sock Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1716,37,42,1524],"tags":[5013,2092,4931,4809,4807,2097,5935,5012,4808,3388],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37195"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37195"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46668,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37195\/revisions\/46668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}