{"id":37167,"date":"2016-05-06T18:15:54","date_gmt":"2016-05-06T22:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=37167"},"modified":"2016-05-06T18:16:02","modified_gmt":"2016-05-06T22:16:02","slug":"no-pants-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/05\/06\/no-pants-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Over-Excited About “No Pants Day?” Please Keep Your Pants On!"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man who was known for his rants
\nWas caught on the street with no pants.
\nHe was standing half-nude
\nWith a bellicose tude,
\nOn par with his usual stance.<\/p>\n

But he HAD a defense for his act
\nThat accounts for the clothing he lacked;
\nThe fellow’s fine mission
\nWas spur recognition —
\n“No Pants Day’s” today! That’s a fact.<\/p>\n

Happy “No Pants Day!<\/a>” (First Friday of May)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man who was known for his rants Was caught on the street with no pants. He was standing half-nude With a bellicose tude, On par with his usual stance. But he HAD a defense for his act That accounts for the clothing he lacked; The fellow’s fine mission Was spur recognition — “No Pants […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1716,42,1524],"tags":[162,5013,2097,4806,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37167"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37167"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37189,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37167\/revisions\/37189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}