{"id":37158,"date":"2016-05-04T18:50:43","date_gmt":"2016-05-04T22:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=37158"},"modified":"2016-05-04T18:50:43","modified_gmt":"2016-05-04T22:50:43","slug":"petite-and-proud-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/05\/04\/petite-and-proud-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Petite And Proud Day! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re five-four or under, &#8220;petite&#8221;<br \/>\nIs what many will call you.  Don&#8217;t cheat<br \/>\nAnd pretend to be taller;<br \/>\nBe proud that you&#8217;re smaller&#8230;<br \/>\nThen savor a thick booster seat.<\/p>\n<p>May 4 is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latintimes.com\/petite-proud-day-15-latino-stars-you-probably-didnt-know-were-surprisingly-short-383625\">Petite And Proud Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, at only five-zero, I&#8217;ve been known to use a &#8220;booster&#8221; provided by a Broadway Theater &#8212; the very same one used (according to an usher) by Peter Dinklage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re five-four or under, &#8220;petite&#8221; Is what many will call you. Don&#8217;t cheat And pretend to be taller; Be proud that you&#8217;re smaller&#8230; Then savor a thick booster seat. May 4 is Petite And Proud Day. And yes, at only five-zero, I&#8217;ve been known to use a &#8220;booster&#8221; provided by a Broadway Theater &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524,68],"tags":[800,798,2097,5012,4805],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37158"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37158"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37166,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37158\/revisions\/37166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}