{"id":37048,"date":"2016-04-26T15:49:16","date_gmt":"2016-04-26T19:49:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=37048"},"modified":"2016-04-26T15:49:16","modified_gmt":"2016-04-26T19:49:16","slug":"hugging-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/04\/26\/hugging-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"How About A Hug-Free Zone?  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.inquisitr.com\/3033381\/hug-a-friend-day-is-good-for-your-health\/\">&#8220;Hug A Friend Day.&#8221;<\/a>  I WON&#8217;T be celebrating. <\/p>\n<p>Dear friends, kindly keep off my face.<br \/>\nDo not kiss me and please don&#8217;t embrace.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m bugged by your hugs.<br \/>\nPushy kissers are thugs.<br \/>\nSo unless you&#8217;re my spouse, you&#8217;re off base.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s &#8220;Hug A Friend Day.&#8221; I WON&#8217;T be celebrating. Dear friends, kindly keep off my face. Do not kiss me and please don&#8217;t embrace. I&#8217;m bugged by your hugs. Pushy kissers are thugs. So unless you&#8217;re my spouse, you&#8217;re off base.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524],"tags":[2090,4781,4680,4782,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37048"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37048"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37053,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37048\/revisions\/37053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}