{"id":37019,"date":"2016-04-25T15:58:45","date_gmt":"2016-04-25T19:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=37019"},"modified":"2016-04-25T16:03:48","modified_gmt":"2016-04-25T20:03:48","slug":"plumbers-ass-crack-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/04\/25\/plumbers-ass-crack-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To Plumbers Everywhere"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear plumber, your ass crack ain’t pretty.
\nTo be honest, it’s looking quite gritty.
\nSo we’re begging you: “Please,
\n“If you’re feeling a breeze,
\n“Pull your pants up.” — The Owners’ Committee.<\/p>\n

April 25 is Hug A Plumber Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear plumber, your ass crack ain’t pretty. To be honest, it’s looking quite gritty. So we’re begging you: “Please, “If you’re feeling a breeze, “Pull your pants up.” — The Owners’ Committee. April 25 is Hug A Plumber Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[46,42,1524],"tags":[2090,433,990,4491,5012,4492,4493],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37019"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37019"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37029,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37019\/revisions\/37029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}