{"id":36758,"date":"2016-03-25T16:45:05","date_gmt":"2016-03-25T20:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=36758"},"modified":"2016-03-25T16:45:05","modified_gmt":"2016-03-25T20:45:05","slug":"brawling-parents-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/03\/25\/brawling-parents-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Badly-Behaved Parents (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Crazy Headline of the Day deserves a limerick.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/morning-mix\/wp\/2016\/03\/25\/kindergarten-play-gets-broken-up-by-police-after-parents-brawl-over-best-seats\/\">&#8220;Kindergarten play gets broken up by police after parents brawl over best seats.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Most brawling takes place on the street<br \/>\nAnd in bars, but some cops on the beat<br \/>\nHad to break up a fight<br \/>\nAt a school play one night:<br \/>\nParents fighting to get the best seat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Crazy Headline of the Day deserves a limerick. &#8220;Kindergarten play gets broken up by police after parents brawl over best seats.&#8221; Most brawling takes place on the street And in bars, but some cops on the beat Had to break up a fight At a school play one night: Parents fighting to get the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,39,10,42,1135,4759],"tags":[4761,1156,1393,267,1537,5008,160,4760],"class_list":["post-36758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-humor","category-education-humor","category-legal-humor","category-limericks","category-parenting-humor","category-police-humor","tag-brawling-humor","tag-cops-police","tag-education-school-humor","tag-elementary-school","tag-legal-lawyer-humor","tag-parenting-humor","tag-parents","tag-school-plays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36758"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36770,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36758\/revisions\/36770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}