{"id":36749,"date":"2016-03-24T19:23:31","date_gmt":"2016-03-24T23:23:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=36749"},"modified":"2016-03-24T19:23:31","modified_gmt":"2016-03-24T23:23:31","slug":"achievement-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/03\/24\/achievement-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Is This Holiday An Achievement? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>March 24 is <a href=\"https:\/\/targetstudy.com\/knowledge\/day\/623\/international-day-for-achievers.html\">International Day For Achievers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To the &#8220;Day for Achievers,&#8221; say &#8220;Nay!&#8221;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s superfluous! Nix the hurray!<br \/>\nWhy let praise-swelled heads spread?<br \/>\nMy proposal, instead:<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s give UNDERachievers their day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>March 24 is International Day For Achievers. To the &#8220;Day for Achievers,&#8221; say &#8220;Nay!&#8221; It&#8217;s superfluous! Nix the hurray! Why let praise-swelled heads spread? My proposal, instead: Let&#8217;s give UNDERachievers their day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1524],"tags":[4757,4756,506,4755,1837,5012,4758],"class_list":["post-36749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-odd-holidays","tag-achievement-humor","tag-day-for-achievers","tag-ego-humor","tag-international-day-for-achievers","tag-march-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-underachievers-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36749"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36756,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36749\/revisions\/36756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}