{"id":36678,"date":"2016-03-21T21:31:34","date_gmt":"2016-03-22T01:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=36678"},"modified":"2016-03-21T21:31:34","modified_gmt":"2016-03-22T01:31:34","slug":"fragrance-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/03\/21\/fragrance-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"An Essential Holiday (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s essential to celebrate smells&#8211;<br \/>\nJust the good ones, of course;  Nothing quells<br \/>\nA good mood like a stink,<br \/>\nWhich might possibly shrink<br \/>\nThe terrain where your fella&#8217;s brain dwells.<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-fragrance-day-march-21\/\">National Fragrance Day<\/a>! (March 21)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s essential to celebrate smells&#8211; Just the good ones, of course; Nothing quells A good mood like a stink, Which might possibly shrink The terrain where your fella&#8217;s brain dwells. Happy National Fragrance Day! (March 21)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2413,42,1524,91],"tags":[2411,4751,4753,1837,4752,5012,4964],"class_list":["post-36678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bawdy-limericks","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-smell-humor","tag-bawdy-humor","tag-fragrance-day","tag-fragrance-humor","tag-march-holidays","tag-national-fragrance-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-smell-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36678"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36685,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36678\/revisions\/36685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}