{"id":36381,"date":"2016-02-23T16:14:41","date_gmt":"2016-02-23T20:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=36381"},"modified":"2016-02-23T16:27:36","modified_gmt":"2016-02-23T20:27:36","slug":"spider-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/02\/23\/spider-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark, To The Rescue (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While many admire the spider,<br \/>\nTo be candid, I can not abide \u2019er.<br \/>\nWhen I spied \u2019er last night,<br \/>\nI eyed \u2019er with fright<br \/>\nAnd begged hubby to please outside guide \u2019er.<\/p>\n<p>(March 14th is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/smithsonian-institution\/why-we-should-all-celebrate-save-a-spider-day-2410844\/?no-ist\">National Save A Spider Day<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While many admire the spider, To be candid, I can not abide \u2019er. When I spied \u2019er last night, I eyed \u2019er with fright And begged hubby to please outside guide \u2019er. (March 14th is National Save A Spider Day.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,49,76,42,2,1524],"tags":[4723,382,1338,1837,4902,5012,4722],"class_list":["post-36381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-behavior-personality","category-insect-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-odd-holidays","tag-arachnids","tag-husband-wife-limerick","tag-insect-and-bug-humor","tag-march-holidays","tag-marriage-humor","tag-odd-holidays","tag-spider-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36381"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36392,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36381\/revisions\/36392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}