{"id":36294,"date":"2016-02-18T18:33:51","date_gmt":"2016-02-18T22:33:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=36294"},"modified":"2016-02-18T18:33:51","modified_gmt":"2016-02-18T22:33:51","slug":"thumb-appreciation-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/02\/18\/thumb-appreciation-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To The Thumb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thumbs are handy for women and men;<br \/>\nSo convenient when we have a yen<br \/>\nTo shake hands, hitch a ride,<br \/>\nGrab and lift, move that slide.<br \/>\nI just wish I had fewer than TEN.<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.partyexcuses.com\/holiday\/thumbappreciationday#.VsY4OvkrK5c\">Thumb Appreciation Day.<\/a> (February 18)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thumbs are handy for women and men; So convenient when we have a yen To shake hands, hitch a ride, Grab and lift, move that slide. I just wish I had fewer than TEN. Happy Thumb Appreciation Day. (February 18)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1059,42,4209],"tags":[4720,5005,1064,4719,2091,4718,5012,4717,4716],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36294"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36294"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36300,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36294\/revisions\/36300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}