{"id":36247,"date":"2016-02-08T19:37:15","date_gmt":"2016-02-08T23:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=36247"},"modified":"2016-02-08T19:37:15","modified_gmt":"2016-02-08T23:37:15","slug":"marriage-proposal-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/02\/08\/marriage-proposal-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A Not-So-Romantic Limerick For &#8220;Propose Day&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A fellow named Bill lost his will<br \/>\nTo propose to a gal who was shrill;<br \/>\nWhile down on his knees<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d started to sneeze,<br \/>\nAnd she said, &#8220;You are making me ill!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/indianexpress.com\/article\/trending\/trending-globally\/quirky-romantic-lovely-proposals\/\">Propose Day<\/a>!  (February 8)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fellow named Bill lost his will To propose to a gal who was shrill; While down on his knees He&#8217;d started to sneeze, And she said, &#8220;You are making me ill!&#8221; Happy Propose Day! (February 8)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,2,1524,16,110],"tags":[2091,383,5012,4708,1315,4976,1087],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36247"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36247"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36257,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36247\/revisions\/36257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}