{"id":36193,"date":"2016-02-06T17:48:11","date_gmt":"2016-02-06T21:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=36193"},"modified":"2016-02-06T17:48:11","modified_gmt":"2016-02-06T21:48:11","slug":"chopsticks-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/02\/06\/chopsticks-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Chopsticks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/foodimentary.com\/2016\/02\/05\/february-6th-is-national-chopsticks-day\/\">National Chopsticks Day!<\/a>  (February 6)<\/p>\n<p>Eating East Asian food drives me nuts.<br \/>\nThe reason? Alas, I&#8217;m a klutz<br \/>\nAnd am dreadful with chopsticks;<br \/>\nI frequently drop sticks&#8230;<br \/>\nSo must stick to a fork like a putz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy National Chopsticks Day! (February 6) Eating East Asian food drives me nuts. The reason? Alas, I&#8217;m a klutz And am dreadful with chopsticks; I frequently drop sticks&#8230; So must stick to a fork like a putz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[4703,4704,4700,4702,2091,412,1941,328,4701,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36193"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36193"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36200,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36193\/revisions\/36200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}