{"id":36122,"date":"2016-02-03T19:07:49","date_gmt":"2016-02-03T23:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=36122"},"modified":"2016-02-03T19:07:49","modified_gmt":"2016-02-03T23:07:49","slug":"cruise-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/02\/03\/cruise-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy “Take A Cruise Day!” (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

For some inexplicable reason, today’s “Take A Cruise Day,”<\/a> which is my excuse for this limerick:<\/p>\n

While a fellow was off on a cruise,
\nHe smoked grass and kept knocking back booze.
\n“When I’m seasick,” he said,
\n“Weed and hootch soothe my head.
\nAnd I’d rather be woozy from wooze*<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n

*<\/strong> “Wooze”<\/a> is slang for the combination of weed and booze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For some inexplicable reason, today’s “Take A Cruise Day,” which is my excuse for this limerick: While a fellow was off on a cruise, He smoked grass and kept knocking back booze. “When I’m seasick,” he said, “Weed and hootch soothe my head. And I’d rather be woozy from wooze*.” * “Wooze” is slang for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524,6],"tags":[4256,1587,4698,600,2784,1374,2091,2004,1598,5012,4697,4905,3636],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36122"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36122"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36126,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36122\/revisions\/36126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}