{"id":36075,"date":"2016-01-31T18:53:40","date_gmt":"2016-01-31T22:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=36075"},"modified":"2016-01-31T18:53:40","modified_gmt":"2016-01-31T22:53:40","slug":"brussels-sprouts-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/01\/31\/brussels-sprouts-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Brussels Sprouts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/holidaydoodles.com\/?p=3198\">&#8220;Eat Brussels Sprouts Day!&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Though for most of my life I had doubts<br \/>\nAbout choking down cooked Brussels sprouts,<br \/>\nI flout them no more;<br \/>\nWell prepared, they&#8217;re top drawer.<br \/>\nNow I tout \u2019em instead.  No more pouts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;Eat Brussels Sprouts Day!&#8221; Though for most of my life I had doubts About choking down cooked Brussels sprouts, I flout them no more; Well prepared, they&#8217;re top drawer. Now I tout \u2019em instead. No more pouts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[4694,4693,412,328,3371,5012,3744],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36075"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36075"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36081,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36075\/revisions\/36081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}