{"id":36044,"date":"2016-01-28T20:22:31","date_gmt":"2016-01-29T00:22:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=36044"},"modified":"2016-01-28T20:22:31","modified_gmt":"2016-01-29T00:22:31","slug":"blizzard-humor-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/01\/28\/blizzard-humor-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Turning Mark&#8217;s Blizzard Tale Into A Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mark recently posted his <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/mark.kane.779\/posts\/10204780677831397\">tale of blizzardy absent-mindedness here on Facebook.<\/a>  (Yes, I know &#8220;blizzardy&#8221; isn&#8217;t a word.)  And I&#8217;ve decided to sum it up in a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>My husband once did something whack;<br \/>\nLeft his car window open a crack<br \/>\nIn a blizzard, alas.<br \/>\nSnow flew over the glass<br \/>\nAnd got packed to the top, front to back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark recently posted his tale of blizzardy absent-mindedness here on Facebook. (Yes, I know &#8220;blizzardy&#8221; isn&#8217;t a word.) And I&#8217;ve decided to sum it up in a limerick: My husband once did something whack; Left his car window open a crack In a blizzard, alas. Snow flew over the glass And got packed to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,58,59],"tags":[1678,327,4447,221,716,1054,4683,4446,862,709,4947,1662,859,1056,865],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36044"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36044"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36044\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36054,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36044\/revisions\/36054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}