{"id":35993,"date":"2016-01-24T22:42:25","date_gmt":"2016-01-25T02:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=35993"},"modified":"2016-01-24T22:42:25","modified_gmt":"2016-01-25T02:42:25","slug":"blizzard-humor-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/01\/24\/blizzard-humor-3\/","title":{"rendered":"A Snow Plow Meets Its Match (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s never a good sign when a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=A1jXqDGH21w\">snow plow has to be rescued by a bulldozer<\/a>.  But that&#8217;s what things were like in Bayside, Queens on Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>You know that a blizzard is bad,<br \/>\nAnd the prospect of cleaning up sad,<br \/>\nWhen the snow plow gets stuck<br \/>\nIn the ice, snow, and muck.<br \/>\nGoing out over-rated?  A tad!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s never a good sign when a snow plow has to be rescued by a bulldozer. But that&#8217;s what things were like in Bayside, Queens on Sunday. You know that a blizzard is bad, And the prospect of cleaning up sad, When the snow plow gets stuck In the ice, snow, and muck. Going out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[58,59],"tags":[4447,716,1054,4683,4446,862,709,4947,1662,859,1056,865],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35993"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35993"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35998,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35993\/revisions\/35998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}