{"id":3590,"date":"2010-11-28T03:26:18","date_gmt":"2010-11-28T07:26:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=3590"},"modified":"2010-11-28T03:26:18","modified_gmt":"2010-11-28T07:26:18","slug":"willie-nelson-pot-arrest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/11\/28\/willie-nelson-pot-arrest\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Willie Nelson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;d think Texas cops would have more important things to worry about than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elpasotimes.com\/news\/ci_16717769\">marijuana in Willie Nelson&#8217;s tour bus.<\/a> But apparently not, so they arrested him.  And that cries out for a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Willie Nelson<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Willie Nelson is in a tough spot<br \/>\nCuz of grass on his tour bus.  What rot!<br \/>\nSuch arrests make me groan.<br \/>\nWish they&#8217;d leave him alone.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re musicians &#8212; they&#8217;re s&#8217;posed to smoke pot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;d think Texas cops would have more important things to worry about than marijuana in Willie Nelson&#8217;s tour bus. But apparently not, so they arrested him. And that cries out for a limerick: Limerick Ode To Willie Nelson By Madeleine Begun Kane Willie Nelson is in a tough spot Cuz of grass on his tour [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,48,50,10,42,24],"tags":[1599,634,1598,1263,1597,1596],"class_list":["post-3590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-humor","category-crime-humor","category-entertainment-humor","category-legal-humor","category-limericks","category-music-humor","tag-drug-laws","tag-legal-limerick","tag-marijuana","tag-music-humor-verse","tag-pot","tag-willie-nelson"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3590"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3603,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3590\/revisions\/3603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}