{"id":3585,"date":"2010-11-24T16:29:22","date_gmt":"2010-11-24T20:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=3585"},"modified":"2018-11-19T17:55:27","modified_gmt":"2018-11-19T21:55:27","slug":"thanksgiving-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/11\/24\/thanksgiving-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t let Thanksgiving go by without writing a limerick.  Or maybe I can.  On the other hand, I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s my duty as an American citizen to post this while there&#8217;s still time to save yourselves:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Thanksgiving<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Whatever you&#8217;re planning to eat<br \/>\nThis Thanksgiving, I hope it&#8217;s a treat.<br \/>\nWhether stuffing and turkey<br \/>\nOr something more quirky,<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s hoping it doesn&#8217;t repeat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t let Thanksgiving go by without writing a limerick. Or maybe I can. On the other hand, I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s my duty as an American citizen to post this while there&#8217;s still time to save yourselves: Limerick Ode To Thanksgiving By Madeleine Begun Kane Whatever you&#8217;re planning to eat This Thanksgiving, I hope [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[77,41,33,42,58],"tags":[328,923,2093,2546,721,719],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3585"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3585"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41117,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3585\/revisions\/41117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}