{"id":35663,"date":"2016-01-04T18:57:22","date_gmt":"2016-01-04T22:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=35663"},"modified":"2016-01-04T18:57:22","modified_gmt":"2016-01-04T22:57:22","slug":"spaghetti-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/01\/04\/spaghetti-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Spaghetti Day (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s a big day for spaghetti,<br \/>\nAlthough no one is throwing confetti.<br \/>\nNot too thin, not too thick,<br \/>\nIt is reas&#8217;nably quick<br \/>\nTo prepare, though disdained by the petty.<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/foodimentary.com\/2016\/01\/04\/january-4-is-national-spaghetti-day-3\/\">National Spaghetti Day<\/a> is January 4.  This isn&#8217;t to be confused with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/14\/multitasking-mania-limerick-and-haiku-prompt-2\/\">National Pasta Day, which is Oct.17<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s a big day for spaghetti, Although no one is throwing confetti. Not too thin, not too thick, It is reas&#8217;nably quick To prepare, though disdained by the petty. (National Spaghetti Day is January 4. This isn&#8217;t to be confused with National Pasta Day, which is Oct.17.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[328,3371,4663,5012,4085,4662],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35663"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35663"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35670,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35663\/revisions\/35670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}