{"id":3564,"date":"2010-11-19T19:09:44","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T23:09:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=3564"},"modified":"2010-11-19T19:09:44","modified_gmt":"2010-11-19T23:09:44","slug":"self-employment-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/11\/19\/self-employment-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"You May Say That I&#8217;m A Shirker, But I&#8217;m Not The Only One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that I&#8217;m back from the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/11\/15\/lewis-black-comedy-cruise\/\"> Lewis Black Comedy Cruise<\/a>, I&#8217;m not making too good an adjustment to reality.  You may say that I&#8217;m a shirker, but I&#8217;m not the only one.<\/p>\n<p>But I never shirk writing limericks:<\/p>\n<p>Oh, please do not think me a jerk,<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m not in the mood to do work.<br \/>\nI am spoiled by the cruise &#8212;<br \/>\nWant to hang out or snooze.<br \/>\nAnd I plan to &#8212; my self-employed perk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that I&#8217;m back from the Lewis Black Comedy Cruise, I&#8217;m not making too good an adjustment to reality. You may say that I&#8217;m a shirker, but I&#8217;m not the only one. But I never shirk writing limericks: Oh, please do not think me a jerk, But I&#8217;m not in the mood to do work. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,25,42,4],"tags":[1595,1594,1593,1468,644],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3564"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3564"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3573,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3564\/revisions\/3573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}