{"id":355,"date":"2008-10-10T02:17:35","date_gmt":"2008-10-10T06:17:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/10\/10\/twitter-tweet-verse-limerick-haiku-prompt\/"},"modified":"2009-02-24T02:39:59","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T06:39:59","slug":"twitter-tweet-verse-limerick-haiku-prompt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/10\/10\/twitter-tweet-verse-limerick-haiku-prompt\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Tweet Verse (Limerick &#038; Haiku Prompt)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sure hope many of you use (or at least are familiar with) Twitter.\u00a0 Because <em>Twitter<\/em> is today&#8217;s limerick and haiku topic.\u00a0 First, my limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Twitter Jitters<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I really don&#8217;t mean to sound bitter,<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s hard to fit humor on Twitter.<br \/>\nPosting\u00a0 tweets so damn short<br \/>\nIs a challenging sport,<br \/>\nCuz there&#8217;s no time for laughs &#8212; just a titter.<\/p>\n<p>And now my Twitter haiku (senryu):<\/p>\n<p>My tweets on Twitter:<br \/>\nMemories, links, mutterings.<br \/>\nFragments of a life.<\/p>\n<p>As you might have guessed, I use Twitter.\u00a0 If you&#8217;d like to, you <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadKane\">can follow my Twitter Tweets here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But now, of course, it\u2019s <strong>your<\/strong> turn. Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to write some verse about <em>Twitter.<\/em> When you\u2019ve posted your poem(s), please return\u00a0here and add a direct link to your themed poetry, using Mr. Linky.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Limerick and Haiku Prompts<\/em> Participants<\/span><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"blenza-td\" style=\"width: 33%;\" align=\"left\" valign=\"top\">1. <a href=\"http:\/\/says-sir-ten.blogspot.com\/2008\/10\/mad-kanes-twitter.html\" target=\"_blank\">Elephant Small<\/a><\/td>\n<td class=\"blenza-td\" style=\"width: 33%;\" align=\"left\" valign=\"top\">2. <a href=\"http:\/\/nickersandinkblog.blogspot.com\/2008\/10\/paradox.html\" target=\"_blank\">Nickers and Ink<\/a><\/td>\n<td class=\"blenza-td\" style=\"width: 33%;\" align=\"left\" valign=\"top\">3. <a href=\"http:\/\/mylifeinrhymingwords.blogspot.com\/2008\/10\/twitter-haiku.html\" target=\"_blank\">Winnie the poohi<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> Mr. Linky is now closed, but you can still add links to your verse about <em>Twitter<\/em> in\u00a0the Comments. And if you\u2019d like to participate in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/category\/limerick-haiku-seeds\/\"><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">new poetry prompt, you can always find my latest one here.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sure hope many of you use (or at least are familiar with) Twitter.\u00a0 Because Twitter is today&#8217;s limerick and haiku topic.\u00a0 First, my limerick: Twitter Jitters By Madeleine Begun Kane I really don&#8217;t mean to sound bitter, But it&#8217;s hard to fit humor on Twitter. Posting\u00a0 tweets so damn short Is a challenging sport, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54,15,99,74,104,94,103,3,237,69],"tags":[236,240,238,239,241,234],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-communication-humor","category-computer-humor","category-haiku","category-internet-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-mobile-web","category-poetry-prompts","category-technology-humor","category-twitter-humor","category-writing-humor","tag-creativity","tag-internet-verse","tag-microblogging","tag-prompts","tag-tweets","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":491,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions\/491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}