Pedestrian Plea (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
There once was a fellow named Mike,
\nWho was bored while out riding his bike.
\nSo he spoke on his cell,
\nDid some texting, then fell.
\nMultitaskers, oh please take a hike.<\/p>\n
Update:<\/strong> I’ve just found out that November 17th Is “National Take A Hike Day.”<\/a> Something tells me, it may be meant to celebrate<\/a> something a bit different. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Pedestrian Plea (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane There once was a fellow named Mike, Who was bored while out riding his bike. So he spoke on his cell, Did some texting, then fell. Multitaskers, oh please take a hike. Update: I’ve just found out that November 17th Is “National Take A Hike Day.” Something tells […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,15,122,352,42,22,324,1524,20,103,30,3,119,113],"tags":[321,322,218,2093,326,325,3294,323],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":590,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions\/590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}