{"id":35368,"date":"2015-12-18T15:56:15","date_gmt":"2015-12-18T19:56:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=35368"},"modified":"2015-12-18T15:56:15","modified_gmt":"2015-12-18T19:56:15","slug":"crimie-to-do-list-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/12\/18\/crimie-to-do-list-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To Would-Be Thieves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This headline cried out for a limerick:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sandiegouniontribune.com\/news\/2015\/dec\/15\/two-arrested-accused-of-stealing-packages\/\">&#8220;Seized to-do list: \u2018Steal mail and shoplift.\u2019&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>When planning to plunder or steal,<br \/>\nConcealment is key; Don&#8217;t reveal<br \/>\nAny scheming on paper.<br \/>\n&#8220;To-do list&#8221; your caper?<br \/>\nSelf-squealing, it&#8217;s clear, ain&#8217;t ideal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This headline cried out for a limerick: &#8220;Seized to-do list: \u2018Steal mail and shoplift.\u2019&#8221; When planning to plunder or steal, Concealment is key; Don&#8217;t reveal Any scheming on paper. &#8220;To-do list&#8221; your caper? Self-squealing, it&#8217;s clear, ain&#8217;t ideal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,10,42],"tags":[3381,2836],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35368"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35368"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35373,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35368\/revisions\/35373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}