{"id":35206,"date":"2015-12-03T17:22:26","date_gmt":"2015-12-03T21:22:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=35206"},"modified":"2017-12-03T19:46:49","modified_gmt":"2017-12-03T23:46:49","slug":"galileo-telescope-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/12\/03\/galileo-telescope-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Galileo&#8217;s Telescope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A celebratory limerick for Telescope Day. <\/p>\n<p>Galileo perfected in spades<br \/>\nThe magnificent gadget that aids<br \/>\nUs in viewing the stars<br \/>\nAnd the planets, like Mars.<br \/>\nOf course, NOW we need curtains and shades.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A celebratory limerick for Telescope Day. Galileo perfected in spades The magnificent gadget that aids Us in viewing the stars And the planets, like Mars. Of course, NOW we need curtains and shades.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2693,42,1524,44],"tags":[4079,1641,2092,4636,2063,5012,4638,4936,4639,4637],"class_list":["post-35206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inventions-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-science-humor","tag-astronomy-limerick","tag-astronomy-verse","tag-december-holidays","tag-galileo-humor","tag-inventions-poem","tag-odd-holidays","tag-planets-humor","tag-science-humor","tag-telescope-day","tag-telescope-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35206"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39864,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35206\/revisions\/39864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}