{"id":35178,"date":"2015-12-01T20:58:03","date_gmt":"2015-12-02T00:58:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=35178"},"modified":"2015-12-01T20:59:57","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T00:59:57","slug":"limerick-barn-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/12\/01\/limerick-barn-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Some News Items Cry Out For A Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Limerick barn has been wrecked<br \/>\nBy a drunk-driving woman, unchecked.<br \/>\nWith no qualms about stealing<br \/>\nThe truck she was wheeling,<br \/>\nShe ought to be (rhymers say) decked.<\/p>\n<p>(Inspired by this news story: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pressherald.com\/2015\/12\/01\/woman-in-stolen-beer-truck-crashes-into-waterboro-barn\/\">&#8220;Woman injured when stolen Angry Orchard truck crashes into Limerick barn.&#8221;<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Limerick barn has been wrecked By a drunk-driving woman, unchecked. With no qualms about stealing The truck she was wheeling, She ought to be (rhymers say) decked. (Inspired by this news story: &#8220;Woman injured when stolen Angry Orchard truck crashes into Limerick barn.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,42],"tags":[221,4631,204,4934],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35178"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35178"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35191,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35178\/revisions\/35191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}